Not the usual TV punditry "Like, y'know", but the Neanderthal grunts heard on a Sunday morning. I've often thought it would be fun to put some of these on bingo cards given out to spectators before a game. Once again, more examples would be appreciated. Please E-mail me.

Yore avin a larf, incha?

Int weyay? (As in, we're godda ge' inta this, int weyay?)

We're not torkin.

Ees dunya, ref.

Thassa dive.

Stick that flag up yore a***.

Refareeee.

Second ball (Instructions as to what to kick next?)

Actually, I rarely go to Sunday morning matches these days. The appalling standard of refereeing has taken all the enjoyment out of it. The option is, of course, to become a referee myself. I’ve toyed with the idea, but the prospect of turning out on rain-sodden cold mornings just to take a load of abuse is something I just couldn’t face.

[Football] [Grounds] [Match Day] [Odd Balls] [Interviews] [Gordon Strachan] [Fan Songs] [Clichés] [Spurs Wins] [Fanzines] [Odd Stories] [Millers] [Cup Final] [Last Day] [Euro Final] [World Cup 2006] [Latest News]