Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: 'Do you have a nickname?'
Ameobi: 'No, not really.'
Reporter: 'So what does Bobby Robson call you?'
Ameobi: 'Carl Cort.'

Sheffield United boss Neil Warnock, when asked what he would do if he was manager of city rivals Sheffield Wednesday. 'I would buy some bad players, get the sack and then retire to Cornwall'
 

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